Did you guys hear some of Napoleon’s jewelry was stolen from the Louvre this morning by guys dressed as construction workers? They rode a lift basket up to the window and left on the freight elevator WHILE the museum was already open…… in and out in 4 minutes…… chic art heists are so back
may every cyclist rip his shorts so that one ball hangs out. may every pedestrian be belamed by painful gout. may every car be totaled running over every horse. may every biker marriage end in bitterest divorce. may every bus flip over and may every train derail. may the app-based electronic scooter finally prevail
you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
It’s not enough you “support” immigration, you must make sure the economic system that creates The Immigrant in the first place, the lesser human who exists to be exploited by your imperialist country, is rid of entirely. Only then will you be a true “ally” to any immigrant
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